[TIPS] twisted proverbs

http://www.beavton.k12.or.us/jacob_wismer/leahy/2007/proverbs/proverbs.htm

I just HAD to share this VERY funny list of twisted proverbs. The kids, 5th graders, had to come up with a new twist to an old proverb. Some are hysterical.  Like this one: "Children should be seen and not smelled." ROFL!! Or the wise, "A miss is as good as a Mrs." Or, "You can't teach an old dog long division."

What fun he must have had reading those, don't you think?